You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
Randomize
