dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
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