Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
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well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
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Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
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