dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
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