it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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