So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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