these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize
