How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
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