their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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