She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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