Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure