margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
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Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
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She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????