They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
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Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
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Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
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