I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
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You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
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The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
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