butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
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He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
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Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
My breasts were aching with rage.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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