I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
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