: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
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