what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
life lesson #1: a fart during an awkward silence between 2 strangers doesnt make it less awkward.
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
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i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
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also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Drake has all the answers
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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