I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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