If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
We got so high we made milksteak
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
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We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
cat food counts as protein by the way
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
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Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
Randomize