also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
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