I hate all girls vehemently.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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