it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
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Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
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Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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