i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
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This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
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My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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