maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
handjob tips. give me some.
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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