Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
Apparently you make a good broom.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
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also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
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How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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