Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
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he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
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He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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