I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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