I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
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I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
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That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
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