OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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