Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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