wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
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