Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
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