Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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