i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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