no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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