I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
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Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
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He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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