I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
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The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
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Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
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