can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
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It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
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I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
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sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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