Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
These tits shall not be calmed
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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