After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
This spray tan I used isn't working out. I spent an hour exfoliating and rubbing the damn stuff in with rubber gloves. I wanted the alluring, sun-kissed, sexy look. I've achieved smelling like burnt popcorn and the cats won't stop licking me. I'm a salt lick for cats.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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