At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
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The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
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He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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