omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
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At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Been in the ER for 3 hours now. This hospitals transition to paperless is not going well. But my doctor looks like Elton John and just gave me percocet
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
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This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
My dick has a subreddit
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
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