Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
we're so committed to being not committed
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