If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
Randomize