Its about making memories worth repressing
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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