Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
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her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
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I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
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