found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
Randomize
