Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
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