Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
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Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
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I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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