David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Regardless, you never quit out of your interenet. You left your porn on the living room comp. Then you passed out four feet from the chair with your hand still down your pants. We decided that we should go back to her place instead. Worlds best wingman.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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