you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
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since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
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Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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