talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
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Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
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I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
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