But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
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wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
I woke up with a chicken in my yard
Do you not remember hopping the fence into a chicken coop and screaming "choot em'"like you were on swamp people?
No recollection, can you come help me shut this thing up
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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