Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
my phone needs a breathalizer
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
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He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
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I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
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