He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
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